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Author: Subject: what's the song with the funniest lyrics?

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  posted on 3/6/2005 at 11:52,  Reply 10  
Anything by Bitney Spears.

Here you go Spidy. 'Pretentious'. See Im not just a pretty face.



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  posted on 3/7/2005 at 03:42,  Reply 11  

Hey who needs spell check when you have Frenchcrusader...lol...Thanks...now where is that dictionary.

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  posted on 3/7/2005 at 06:55,  Reply 12  
Throw away that diti... dictio... erm Cast off the book that tells you how to spell them wordy thigymajiggers, with his baguette of spelling and the mighty berret of punctuation, the day, and to a small amount internet literature, is saved from the clutches of Chumbawumba, these guys have great lyrics, but terrible punctuation and spelling.

Here is one example,

(Tubthumping

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

"Oh Danny Boy
Danny Boy
Danny Boy..."

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

"Don't cry for me
Next door neighbour..."

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing).

Good tip, try keeping up with him when he is talking about what he drinks. Good luck!!!!

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  posted on 3/7/2005 at 09:46,  Reply 13  
funniest song...wynona's big brown beaver by primus, or the devil went to georgia, or maybe tommy the cat? fk it, anything by primus makes me chuckle : p

 

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  posted on 3/26/2005 at 23:28,  Reply 14  
The Live Version of 'Carney Man' by Cross Canadian Ragweed
 

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  posted on 7/10/2005 at 12:09,  Reply 15  
led zeppelin is hilarious to me.....the groove is so heavy and relentless....then you listen to the lyrics and is like....dragons and lizards flying and havin a cup of tea and ****...
 

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  posted on 1/11/2006 at 05:46,  Reply 16  
RHCP - Sir Psycho Sexy.

 

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  posted on 7/12/2006 at 16:13,  Reply 17  
i think any song by stephen lynch is hilarious xD
like one of his songs is like

Special Ed, momma dropped him on his head
now he thinks hes a piece of bread
cuz hes a lil bit special

i ran track, hung out in malls
Ed ran head first into walls
i had girls and lots of clothes
Ed had names for all his toes

lol its so funny if u listen to the song

 

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  posted on 7/20/2006 at 04:41,  Reply 18  
Anything by The Streets was enough to make a chuckle so hard that my belly stung, have you got them across the pond?

 

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  posted on 3/22/2008 at 05:03,  Reply 19 
Everyone is forgetting the funniest song of all time. "Big Balls" by AC/DC. Enough said!
 
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