What song do you think has the funniest lyrics?

I think Pretty Fly for a White Guy by the Offspring is funny.

Any frank Zappa stuff

Tip toe through the tulips

Weird Al has some semi-funny stuff.

My bolona

Cheek and Chongs songs are real funny

Cheech and chong albums and movies were the best in their time...No body does comedy like this any more...I find comedy today pretensious.(not spelled right)

well, I'm going back some years for this one, but I always liked The No No Song by Ringo Star.

I think the song with the funniest lyrics is this one song, and it starts out...


link he come to town, come to save the pricess zelda, cuz Gannon took her away now the children don't play... :duel:

Ther's a song called "man that's an ugly baby"

I don't know who sings is but it's hillarious.

Anything by Bitney Spears.

Here you go Spidy. 'Pretentious'. See Im not just a pretty face.



Rock on, Rock hard and rock heavy!!!

Hey who needs spell check when you have Frenchcrusader...lol...Thanks...now where is that dictionary.

:study:

Throw away that diti... dictio... erm Cast off the book that tells you how to spell them wordy thigymajiggers, with his baguette of spelling and the mighty berret of punctuation, the day, and to a small amount internet literature, is saved from the clutches of Chumbawumba, these guys have great lyrics, but terrible punctuation and spelling.

Here is one example,

(Tubthumping

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

"Oh Danny Boy
Danny Boy
Danny Boy..."

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

"Don't cry for me
Next door neighbour..."

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing).

Good tip, try keeping up with him when he is talking about what he drinks. Good luck!!!!

Rock on, Rock hard and Rock unconcious!!!

funniest song...wynona's big brown beaver by primus, or the devil went to georgia, or maybe tommy the cat? fk it, anything by primus makes me chuckle : p

The Live Version of 'Carney Man' by Cross Canadian Ragweed

led zeppelin is hilarious to me.....the groove is so heavy and relentless....then you listen to the lyrics and is like....dragons and lizards flying and havin a cup of tea and ****...

RHCP - Sir Psycho Sexy.

i think any song by stephen lynch is hilarious xD
like one of his songs is like

Special Ed, momma dropped him on his head
now he thinks hes a piece of bread
cuz hes a lil bit special

i ran track, hung out in malls
Ed ran head first into walls
i had girls and lots of clothes
Ed had names for all his toes

lol its so funny if u listen to the song

Anything by The Streets was enough to make a chuckle so hard that my belly stung, have you got them across the pond?

Everyone is forgetting the funniest song of all time. "Big Balls" by AC/DC. Enough said!

without a doubt, it's Greasy Moose's 'Vanilla Potassium Potential.' i mean seriously

Sure I'll sign
Just tell me where
No Pen?
Fine blood it is!

Flailing Banker, turn yourself in
You've done no harm; its not your fault
The gentle hammer blows
stole your vanilla potassium potential
mail your secret questions
to the motion picture man!

Those chocalately vampires they go all the way

Oh Mrs Robinsons! Jesus will be late
You have to have you christmas Pudding now

Gentle Hammer blows
stole you vanilla potassium potential
mail your secret questions
to the motion picture man

Those Chocalately vampires, they go all the way!
They go all the waaaaaaayy
those, those chocalately vampires...
those chocalately vampires, they go all the way
those chocalately vampires, they go all the way
dont let em get in ur way

And it was Curtains for both of them

i'm gonna go w/ 'why dont we get drunk and screw.'

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